Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Best of 2007

It is time to celebrate excellence in 2007.

Best Musical Recordings:

1. Andrew Bird, "Armchair Apocrypha"
2. Ghostface Killah, "The Big Doe Rehab"
3. PJ Harvey, "White Chalk"
4. Band of Horses, "Cease to Begin"
5. Ryan Adams, "Easy Tiger"

Best Non-Fiction Book:

"The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy"
--John J. Mearsheimer and Stephen M. Walt

Best Fiction Book:

----John Cowper Powys

Best Motion Picture:


Best Mass Shooting Warning Notification:

Various Web-cam Productions by Korean Mass Murderer
before Virginia Tech Massacre.

Best Title and Music Sequence of Mass Shooting by 24 Hour News Channel:

"CNN: Mall Massacre in the Heartland(Omaha)"--
Producers and Musicians ashamed to name themselves.

Best New Commemorative Item for Massacre:

Candles and Paper Plates(tie)

Man of the Year:

Vladimir Putin

Woman of the Year:

Britney Spears

Comeback Person of the Year:

Mass Shooter

Best Quote of the Year:

"Senator Clinton did not approve or have foreknowledge of the
statement I made regarding Senator Obama."

Two separate, former, Clinton staffers on two separate occasions.

Best Sign History Repeats:

Bush haters aping Clinton haters.

Ah 2007! What a year! Look forward to my predictions for 2008!

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