It is time to celebrate excellence in 2007.
Best Musical Recordings:
1. Andrew Bird, "Armchair Apocrypha"
2. Ghostface Killah, "The Big Doe Rehab"
3. PJ Harvey, "White Chalk"
4. Band of Horses, "Cease to Begin"
5. Ryan Adams, "Easy Tiger"
Best Non-Fiction Book:
"The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy"
--John J. Mearsheimer and Stephen M. Walt
Best Fiction Book:
----John Cowper Powys
Best Motion Picture:
Best Mass Shooting Warning Notification:
Various Web-cam Productions by Korean Mass Murderer
before Virginia Tech Massacre.
Best Title and Music Sequence of Mass Shooting by 24 Hour News Channel:
"CNN: Mall Massacre in the Heartland(Omaha)"--
Producers and Musicians ashamed to name themselves.
Best New Commemorative Item for Massacre:
Candles and Paper Plates(tie)
Man of the Year:
Woman of the Year:
Comeback Person of the Year:
Best Quote of the Year:
"Senator Clinton did not approve or have foreknowledge of the
statement I made regarding Senator Obama."
Two separate, former, Clinton staffers on two separate occasions.
Best Sign History Repeats:
Bush haters aping Clinton haters.
Ah 2007! What a year! Look forward to my predictions for 2008!