Halloween is nothing to celebrate.
It should not be fun.
On my tenth Hallows'
my Appendix nearly burst
as a ghoulish German dwarf
cruelly tried to make me laugh
with his Swabian accent
while I writhed in pain.
It's no excuse to stuff your faces with sweets
(Which mother blamed for my malady).
When evil is let loose before Saints return,
streets and sidewalks shall be Rivers of Blood.